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AFRICAN ECHO NEWS

Jokes and Laughs

ENJOY AFRICAN AIRWAYS

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain (Boniface) welcoming you on board of African Airways. We apologize for the four- day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery. This is flight 126 to Africa via. Landing in Africa is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere anyway. If luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your 
village!

African Airways has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!

It is with great pleasure; I announce that since starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination. If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange 
to turn them off!

To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary Bongo tea and Okin biscuits! For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if 
there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that todayís in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Al Barka, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking allowed in this plane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as 
close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seatbelt. For those of you who canít find a seatbelt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat Öand for those of 
you who canít find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."

Enjoy African Airways

This young man can not help but laugh his eyes out after reading the joke above. His laugh is infectious..Stop laughing yourself.


 

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